Phat Joe u think u kwaai,
But jy maak net n klom lawaai,
Trying to kick Nigel Pierce when he's down,
But don't u know he owns this town,
Listeners from all accross the nation,
It's no wonder GHFM'S the no. 1 station,
So step back move out the way,
Coz we don't care what u say,
Coz Nigel Pierce is here to stay,
ps. U are so versin,
So stiekuit jou bang ding,
Don't hide behind the microphone,
& Leave Nigel the hell alone...
Monday, April 11, 2011
My Phat Diss
Dear Phat Joe,
I really hate your show,
I think it's time for u to go,
U think you're phat,
But you're a copy cat,
Stealing ideas from u know who,
U even stole a member from his crew,
Now you're dissing him,
Don't u know he's the king,
He can do anything,
So what if he's not your competition anymore,
What the hell are u looking for,
Are u just jealous that Nigel can host a show all on his own,
He doesn't have to hide behind the microphone,
So just leave him alone,
Coz we the fans will alwayz have Nigel's back,
& We'll be ready at anytime to attack,
So keep doing what u do,
Coz without Nigel Pierce your radio career is through...
I really hate your show,
I think it's time for u to go,
U think you're phat,
But you're a copy cat,
Stealing ideas from u know who,
U even stole a member from his crew,
Now you're dissing him,
Don't u know he's the king,
He can do anything,
So what if he's not your competition anymore,
What the hell are u looking for,
Are u just jealous that Nigel can host a show all on his own,
He doesn't have to hide behind the microphone,
So just leave him alone,
Coz we the fans will alwayz have Nigel's back,
& We'll be ready at anytime to attack,
So keep doing what u do,
Coz without Nigel Pierce your radio career is through...
Leave Nigel alone
Dear Phat Joe,
I can't stand your show,
I think it's time for u to go,
U think u so kwaai,
But jy maak net 'n klom lawaai,
So just shut your face,
Coz it's my turn to put u on your place,
For months I heard u diss Nigel Pierce,
U think your coments are quite fierce,
But u so imature,
I don't know what people listen to u for,
Can't they see you're a copy cat,
& U call yourself phat,
& u never even came up with that,
Stealing a member of Nigel's crew,
& To think Knobbo how much we loved u,
But u decided to join that other team,
Be friends with Nick & that drama queen,
Phat Joe you're completely fake,
& Messing with Nigel was a big mistake,
Coz we the fans don't know how much more we can take,
So stop mentioning Nigel's name,
Coz you're becoming such a pain,
Infact you're driving us all insane,
So concentrate on maintaining your own show,
& Stop dissing Nigel to make your ratings grow.
I can't stand your show,
I think it's time for u to go,
U think u so kwaai,
But jy maak net 'n klom lawaai,
So just shut your face,
Coz it's my turn to put u on your place,
For months I heard u diss Nigel Pierce,
U think your coments are quite fierce,
But u so imature,
I don't know what people listen to u for,
Can't they see you're a copy cat,
& U call yourself phat,
& u never even came up with that,
Stealing a member of Nigel's crew,
& To think Knobbo how much we loved u,
But u decided to join that other team,
Be friends with Nick & that drama queen,
Phat Joe you're completely fake,
& Messing with Nigel was a big mistake,
Coz we the fans don't know how much more we can take,
So stop mentioning Nigel's name,
Coz you're becoming such a pain,
Infact you're driving us all insane,
So concentrate on maintaining your own show,
& Stop dissing Nigel to make your ratings grow.
We want Nigel Pierce Back
They change is sometimes for the
best,
But I really can't stand the rest,
Eversince Nigel's been gone,
My morning bus trip feels so long,
Now I'm not saying Guy Mcdonald's show is bad,
But I miss the fun Nigel had,
I miss the crew,
& The great things they used to say & do,
Like Jackets on the sport,
& Lyndon with the traffic report,
Or Rosie with news,
& Nic organizing the great interviews,
I miss Nigel playing "Glory Glory Man United,"
It made Nigel very excited,
So excited that he'd play it over &
over again,
But we the listeners don't complain,
Infact most of us are Man U fans too,
Nigel we miss u,
I wish there was something we could do,
Coz I miss listening to your sexy voice,
Now with your new slot I can't listen to u coz I have no choice,
Ghfm management plz bring Nigel
back to the breakfast show,
Or I'd be forced to listen to Phat Joe,
& That's something I wouldn't like to do,
Coz for 26yrs I've been listening to u,
Now all I ask is to have Nigel back on the morning slot,
Coz we miss him alot,
Besides he's the best breakfast dj
Ghfm's got...
best,
But I really can't stand the rest,
Eversince Nigel's been gone,
My morning bus trip feels so long,
Now I'm not saying Guy Mcdonald's show is bad,
But I miss the fun Nigel had,
I miss the crew,
& The great things they used to say & do,
Like Jackets on the sport,
& Lyndon with the traffic report,
Or Rosie with news,
& Nic organizing the great interviews,
I miss Nigel playing "Glory Glory Man United,"
It made Nigel very excited,
So excited that he'd play it over &
over again,
But we the listeners don't complain,
Infact most of us are Man U fans too,
Nigel we miss u,
I wish there was something we could do,
Coz I miss listening to your sexy voice,
Now with your new slot I can't listen to u coz I have no choice,
Ghfm management plz bring Nigel
back to the breakfast show,
Or I'd be forced to listen to Phat Joe,
& That's something I wouldn't like to do,
Coz for 26yrs I've been listening to u,
Now all I ask is to have Nigel back on the morning slot,
Coz we miss him alot,
Besides he's the best breakfast dj
Ghfm's got...
Sunday, April 10, 2011
A Poem.About GHFM Part 1
This poem is dedicated to the best radio station,
For over 40yrs they've been entertaining this nation,
With listeners young & old,
Who's on-air presenters voices are worth more than gold,
Like Guy Macdonald aka Macky D,
Now his new slot doesn't suit me,
Coz now I can only listen for an hour to those 3,
I wish things could go back to the way they used to be,
But at least I can still listen to Carl Waistie on Saturdays between 12-3,
When he entertains the teens in his own special way,
Parents sometimes not understanding what he's trying to say,
But the teens understand so that's ok,
Now Tracey she's a character of note,
Her laugh is no joke,
Damn can she lol,
A laugh that makes her parents proud,
Now Que bace,
He's the reason they're in this place,
Doing all the work behind the scene,
We should thank him for organizing the team,
So tune into them at their new time,
Weekdays between 6 & 9,
Next we have Nigel Pierce,
Who's tongue is extremely fierce,
I miss hearing his sexy voice,
Coz he was CT's breakfast host of choice,
Now that he's gone,
I feel as if I can't go on,
My day feels so long,
Coz he & his old breakfast crew gave me the strength to be strong,
Now plz don't get me wrong,
I'm not saying I don't like the new breakfast show,
It's just so hard for me to let go,
I still don't understand why Nigel was moved to a different show,
Coz once u listened to King Nigel,
There's no other way of survival,
ps. Don't even compare him to his rival,
Infact lets not even go there,
Coz we still have Sandra on the air,
She's alwayz been on Nigel's side,
Now I call her Nigel's on-air bride,
So tune in to those 2,
Coz they know how to entertain u,
In their own special way,
Only between 9 & 12 midday,
Next up we have Ayanda T,
Now she's the best as u can see,
Do things in her own unique way,
With the things she has to say,
& With Vania on her side,
U know you're in for an awesome ride,
Not forgetting the sports guy,
U haven't heard great sports if u haven't given Brandon a try,
So join Ayanda, Vania & Brandon B,
For the best option between 12 & 3,
Then we have my new favourite show,
I must admit I was sad to see Guy go,
But I like listening to SeanO,
& All the games he's playing,
Sometimes I don't understand what Nic is saying,
But it's great to play along,
Shame poor Eugene alwayz gets the answer wrong,
But then again he knows his sport,
We also have Maxine, Kevin or Lyndon doing the traffic report,
Now the news is read by Leigh-Anne,
Now she alwayz has plan,
& Whatever SeanO can do,
She'll find a way to make it through,
So tune into the show that I'm sure was sent from Heaven,
Weekdays between 3 & 7,
Next up we have Ready D,
Now he's the no.1 dj in the Mother City,
Coz his mixes are so unique,
So if you're looking for a party in the week,
Tune in to the Ready D Show,
That's between 7 & 10 for those of u who didn't know,
Now for those of u who didn't like going to school,
Ebrahiem Inglis makes it cool,
Playing games throughout the night,
& It doesn't matter if u don't get it right,
Coz this teacher won't give a detention,
As long as u listen & pay attention,
So tune in between 10 & 2,
To Ebrahiem Inglis the only teacher who knows how to teach u,
For over 40yrs they've been entertaining this nation,
With listeners young & old,
Who's on-air presenters voices are worth more than gold,
Like Guy Macdonald aka Macky D,
Now his new slot doesn't suit me,
Coz now I can only listen for an hour to those 3,
I wish things could go back to the way they used to be,
But at least I can still listen to Carl Waistie on Saturdays between 12-3,
When he entertains the teens in his own special way,
Parents sometimes not understanding what he's trying to say,
But the teens understand so that's ok,
Now Tracey she's a character of note,
Her laugh is no joke,
Damn can she lol,
A laugh that makes her parents proud,
Now Que bace,
He's the reason they're in this place,
Doing all the work behind the scene,
We should thank him for organizing the team,
So tune into them at their new time,
Weekdays between 6 & 9,
Next we have Nigel Pierce,
Who's tongue is extremely fierce,
I miss hearing his sexy voice,
Coz he was CT's breakfast host of choice,
Now that he's gone,
I feel as if I can't go on,
My day feels so long,
Coz he & his old breakfast crew gave me the strength to be strong,
Now plz don't get me wrong,
I'm not saying I don't like the new breakfast show,
It's just so hard for me to let go,
I still don't understand why Nigel was moved to a different show,
Coz once u listened to King Nigel,
There's no other way of survival,
ps. Don't even compare him to his rival,
Infact lets not even go there,
Coz we still have Sandra on the air,
She's alwayz been on Nigel's side,
Now I call her Nigel's on-air bride,
So tune in to those 2,
Coz they know how to entertain u,
In their own special way,
Only between 9 & 12 midday,
Next up we have Ayanda T,
Now she's the best as u can see,
Do things in her own unique way,
With the things she has to say,
& With Vania on her side,
U know you're in for an awesome ride,
Not forgetting the sports guy,
U haven't heard great sports if u haven't given Brandon a try,
So join Ayanda, Vania & Brandon B,
For the best option between 12 & 3,
Then we have my new favourite show,
I must admit I was sad to see Guy go,
But I like listening to SeanO,
& All the games he's playing,
Sometimes I don't understand what Nic is saying,
But it's great to play along,
Shame poor Eugene alwayz gets the answer wrong,
But then again he knows his sport,
We also have Maxine, Kevin or Lyndon doing the traffic report,
Now the news is read by Leigh-Anne,
Now she alwayz has plan,
& Whatever SeanO can do,
She'll find a way to make it through,
So tune into the show that I'm sure was sent from Heaven,
Weekdays between 3 & 7,
Next up we have Ready D,
Now he's the no.1 dj in the Mother City,
Coz his mixes are so unique,
So if you're looking for a party in the week,
Tune in to the Ready D Show,
That's between 7 & 10 for those of u who didn't know,
Now for those of u who didn't like going to school,
Ebrahiem Inglis makes it cool,
Playing games throughout the night,
& It doesn't matter if u don't get it right,
Coz this teacher won't give a detention,
As long as u listen & pay attention,
So tune in between 10 & 2,
To Ebrahiem Inglis the only teacher who knows how to teach u,
A Poem About GHFM Part 2
Now on Fridaynights the line up starts to change,
Don't worry the djs aren't that strange,
Ok maybe I'm wrong about TP,
Coz he's a bit strange to me,
Playing mixing all night through,
Like only Tyrone Paulsen knows how to do,
So tune between 7 & 10 on a fridaynight,
& Between 6 & 10 on a Saturdaynight,
To the only dj who knows how to make u start your weekend off right,
Then we have the chick with energy & spunk,
Mixi on the Night Funk,
Continuing with the awesum dance beats,
Mixing it up as u prepare to hit the streets,
With the best djs on the wheels of steal,
& On Sunday mornings Mixi keeps it real,
Counting down the 40 biggest hits in the UK,
In her own unique way,
So tune in Fridays between 10 & 2,
& On Sundays between 9 & 12 as she counts down the UK top 40 for me & u,
Now the party doesn't end just there,
Coz on a Friday TK wants u to throw your hands up in the air,
Coz The After Party's where it's at,
So tune in between 2 & 6 coz this gal is phat,
That's P.H.A.T,
Next up we have Stephanie Bee,
Now she's the best weekend breakfast dj in the Mother City,
Telling us things we never knew,
So unbelievable but oh so true,
Asking us questions on her fb wall,
& U can even give your opinion by giving her call,
So catch her weekends between 6 & 9,
Except on Saturdays when Mark Keohane uses an hour of her time,
To speak about the 1 thing that's alwayz on his mind,
Hey don't be so disgusting,
We not talking about that thing,
Don't u know know Mark's the Rugby King,
So tune in on Saturdays between 8 & 9,
If rugby's alwayz on your mind,
Next we have the best chart show,
With the 1 & only SeanO,
Counting down from 30 to 1,
While having loads of fun,
Joined by Jerry or Leigh-Anne reading the news,
As well as the latest in celeb gossip & their issues,
& The latest game reviews,
Between 9 & 12 on a Saturday morn,
Tune in for another dose of Sean,
Then we have Big Stan,
Now he's the man,
Playing songs of days gone by,
Sometimes making me wanna cry,
But that's mostly on a Sunday,
Coz On Saturday he paves the way,
With the great music he loves to play,
Getting us ready for the party zone,
With the Party Prince Tyrone,
So tune in between 3 & 6,
As Stan prepares u for the party mix,
Coz the party continues right through until 10 on a Saturday night,
When the GODFATHER plays house music to your delight,
With djs who's mixes are so tight,
Mmm, I wonder if that sounded right,
Anyway tune in Saturdays between 10-2,
When Dineo Michaels & the house music crew gives it to u,
Then we have Nosipo T,
Who continues the party music for u & me,
Or for the people coming home from the Galaxy,
So tune in between 2-6,
& Carry on partying with Nosipo's mix,
Now Ian Ward's music is great,
On a Sunday afternoon I just can't wait,
Playing songs of yesterday,
Not forgetting the reflexology game I like to play,
Sometimes he actually gives the answers away,
Joined by the newsreader Erin-Lee,
Who's new to the industry,
So tune in between 12-3,
If u want your Sunday to be easy,
Now on a Sundaynight,
Oh, I just can't wait for Bradley Knight,
Coz his Sunset Smoothies are such a delight,
He even gives u a chance to make things right,
If u & your partner just had a fight,
U can send him a sms or write on his fb wall,
But plz don't give Brad a call,
Coz love songs is what his show's all about,
So what u for waiting for give Brad a shout,
& Tune in between 6-10,
& Send a special message to your friend,
Next we have a dj who's only on 1 night,
But for that night she makes everything alright,
Getting u ready for your working week,
It's no wonder the 1 night stand's so unique,
So tune in between 10-2,
As Parusha Naidoo entertains u,
Now u can see how much Goodhope fm means to me,
I might be a fan but I feel like family,
& That's how radio's suppose to be,
If u work on-air,
& Your name isn't mentioned anywhere,
Plz accept my apology,
As I tried to mention everyone in my poetry,
But it's not that easy,
I'd also like to thank the people who don't work on air,
I do appreciate u being there,
Coz your role plays a special part too,
Coz u help the on-air crew,
With the great work u do,
& With that I'd like to say thank u,
Coz without GHFM where would we be,
That's why for over 40 yrs you've been in the industry,
& I know you're gonna be around for many more to come,
That's why your Cape Town's no.1,
So why bother with the rest,
When you're listening to the best,
So keep it locked between 94-97 on your fm dial,
Coz GHFM's the only station with class & style.
Coz the other stations are wack,
That's why we're taking our city back...
Don't worry the djs aren't that strange,
Ok maybe I'm wrong about TP,
Coz he's a bit strange to me,
Playing mixing all night through,
Like only Tyrone Paulsen knows how to do,
So tune between 7 & 10 on a fridaynight,
& Between 6 & 10 on a Saturdaynight,
To the only dj who knows how to make u start your weekend off right,
Then we have the chick with energy & spunk,
Mixi on the Night Funk,
Continuing with the awesum dance beats,
Mixing it up as u prepare to hit the streets,
With the best djs on the wheels of steal,
& On Sunday mornings Mixi keeps it real,
Counting down the 40 biggest hits in the UK,
In her own unique way,
So tune in Fridays between 10 & 2,
& On Sundays between 9 & 12 as she counts down the UK top 40 for me & u,
Now the party doesn't end just there,
Coz on a Friday TK wants u to throw your hands up in the air,
Coz The After Party's where it's at,
So tune in between 2 & 6 coz this gal is phat,
That's P.H.A.T,
Next up we have Stephanie Bee,
Now she's the best weekend breakfast dj in the Mother City,
Telling us things we never knew,
So unbelievable but oh so true,
Asking us questions on her fb wall,
& U can even give your opinion by giving her call,
So catch her weekends between 6 & 9,
Except on Saturdays when Mark Keohane uses an hour of her time,
To speak about the 1 thing that's alwayz on his mind,
Hey don't be so disgusting,
We not talking about that thing,
Don't u know know Mark's the Rugby King,
So tune in on Saturdays between 8 & 9,
If rugby's alwayz on your mind,
Next we have the best chart show,
With the 1 & only SeanO,
Counting down from 30 to 1,
While having loads of fun,
Joined by Jerry or Leigh-Anne reading the news,
As well as the latest in celeb gossip & their issues,
& The latest game reviews,
Between 9 & 12 on a Saturday morn,
Tune in for another dose of Sean,
Then we have Big Stan,
Now he's the man,
Playing songs of days gone by,
Sometimes making me wanna cry,
But that's mostly on a Sunday,
Coz On Saturday he paves the way,
With the great music he loves to play,
Getting us ready for the party zone,
With the Party Prince Tyrone,
So tune in between 3 & 6,
As Stan prepares u for the party mix,
Coz the party continues right through until 10 on a Saturday night,
When the GODFATHER plays house music to your delight,
With djs who's mixes are so tight,
Mmm, I wonder if that sounded right,
Anyway tune in Saturdays between 10-2,
When Dineo Michaels & the house music crew gives it to u,
Then we have Nosipo T,
Who continues the party music for u & me,
Or for the people coming home from the Galaxy,
So tune in between 2-6,
& Carry on partying with Nosipo's mix,
Now Ian Ward's music is great,
On a Sunday afternoon I just can't wait,
Playing songs of yesterday,
Not forgetting the reflexology game I like to play,
Sometimes he actually gives the answers away,
Joined by the newsreader Erin-Lee,
Who's new to the industry,
So tune in between 12-3,
If u want your Sunday to be easy,
Now on a Sundaynight,
Oh, I just can't wait for Bradley Knight,
Coz his Sunset Smoothies are such a delight,
He even gives u a chance to make things right,
If u & your partner just had a fight,
U can send him a sms or write on his fb wall,
But plz don't give Brad a call,
Coz love songs is what his show's all about,
So what u for waiting for give Brad a shout,
& Tune in between 6-10,
& Send a special message to your friend,
Next we have a dj who's only on 1 night,
But for that night she makes everything alright,
Getting u ready for your working week,
It's no wonder the 1 night stand's so unique,
So tune in between 10-2,
As Parusha Naidoo entertains u,
Now u can see how much Goodhope fm means to me,
I might be a fan but I feel like family,
& That's how radio's suppose to be,
If u work on-air,
& Your name isn't mentioned anywhere,
Plz accept my apology,
As I tried to mention everyone in my poetry,
But it's not that easy,
I'd also like to thank the people who don't work on air,
I do appreciate u being there,
Coz your role plays a special part too,
Coz u help the on-air crew,
With the great work u do,
& With that I'd like to say thank u,
Coz without GHFM where would we be,
That's why for over 40 yrs you've been in the industry,
& I know you're gonna be around for many more to come,
That's why your Cape Town's no.1,
So why bother with the rest,
When you're listening to the best,
So keep it locked between 94-97 on your fm dial,
Coz GHFM's the only station with class & style.
Coz the other stations are wack,
That's why we're taking our city back...
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